Tuesday, February 23, 2010

There may be contention in the land.

Meet Melissa Ann Holm

blue eyes
brown hair (but constantly changing)
DOB: July 13, 1988
improv professional

Meet Sian N'Lice Smith

brown eyes
black hair (never changing)
DOB: Feb. 17, 1989
out of control

We don't know how it happened, but a war has begun between Melissa and Sian. The first sign of trouble was the screaming match between these two. Sian loudly proclaimed her existence from the second story window while Melissa Holm was crossing the parking lot only in destination of returning to her apartment. This is when the predicament started. Melissa and Sian continued to boldy state their differences towards each other when Melissa ended with saying "I hate your mother and I hate your father. I hate you and your offspring."

Sian wasn't too pleased with Melissa having said the last words in their argument and stormed into her room with a desired plan in mind. She proceeded to hang up this sign on GC #6 door.

When Melissa saw this disturbing note on our door, she knew she had to retaliate and not let Sian have victory over her. But when she was planning on do this, none of us knew. Late monday night we get a couple knocks and rings of our door bell and proceed to say come in. ...No response. I walk over to the door in wonder of who could be waiting on the other side. When the door opens and no one seems to be around, I look both directions. Then, noticed out of the corner of my eye something on our door. As I pull this strange paper off the door and proceed to go inside, I can't help but laugh. I call for Sian to show her the cruel evidence.

Not only was this posted on our door, but it was posted all over the Garden Court complex. On all the doors. In warning for all the females living in the premises. (why we were brought into this "impregnating" stuff is still a mystery) Ms. Smith was not pleased to say the least.

Needless to say, the war has just begun...


  1. probably the funniest thing of my life. :)

  2. Haha oh my heavens. Why am I missing this? And Nicole! You make a very cute pregnant woman. I can't wait till you start poppin' out little ones. :) Preferably if Sian isn't the father...