Meet Skillet.
He was a good lil' egg.
treated us well,
always smiling,
and was saved by a life threatening experience when the boys cooked us breakfast.
luckily he was the last in line to be cracked into the frying pan,
We didn't need him at the time.
But, I am sad to say Skillet left his earthly home shortly after this miraculous incident.
He lived a great life.
He survived many trips to make it to the store,
and recently later was adopted into the GC #6 family.
Skillet is survived by his biological mother, Hen, adopted mother, Nicole Lewis, adopted father, Sian Smith, caring siblings, Kjarinda Lambert, Amber Rasmussen, and Emily Flinders.
He was preceded in death by his other 11 egg carton siblings and best friends.
Funeral services were not held due to his cremation into a heavenly fruit pizza in his honor.
He was a good lil' egg.
treated us well,
always smiling,
and was saved by a life threatening experience when the boys cooked us breakfast.
luckily he was the last in line to be cracked into the frying pan,
We didn't need him at the time.
But, I am sad to say Skillet left his earthly home shortly after this miraculous incident.
He lived a great life.
He survived many trips to make it to the store,
and recently later was adopted into the GC #6 family.
Skillet is survived by his biological mother, Hen, adopted mother, Nicole Lewis, adopted father, Sian Smith, caring siblings, Kjarinda Lambert, Amber Rasmussen, and Emily Flinders.
He was preceded in death by his other 11 egg carton siblings and best friends.
Funeral services were not held due to his cremation into a heavenly fruit pizza in his honor.
this is why i love you
ReplyDeleteDude. I laughed out loud for a whole minute! You're my favorite.
ReplyDeleteR.I.P. sweet lil' skillet...
ReplyDeletelove,
Mom
hahaha! this, THIS is why I think you are the funniest person alive..
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